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We do not accept exchanges and/or returns for any opened or used/worn products, including apparel/accessories. Instruments of pleasure (toys) cannot be accepted for returns under any circumstance unless they are defective, within 14 days of purchase. We accept all other items for return that are unopened or unworn within 30 days of purchase with an original receipt. Any returns for non-pleasure instruments that are unopened or unworn post 30 days of purchase with an original receipt will be issued a website credit, which never expires. Credits and refunds are for the price of the product, and do not include the cost of shipping. Roses, libido supplements, edibles, pre-rolls and condom sales are final. If a gift card is used for a purchase, refunds will go back to the customer in the form of a gift card.
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Future Method

Butt & Body Soothing Cream


The instant soother for delicate skin down there. Hydrates with a perfect balance of softening shea butters + botanical extracts for a comfy feeling—especially post-play. Lightly scented and residue-free for body, butt cheeks, and everything in between.

"This cream is extremely healing and protective - especially in the nether regions. I’ve recommended it to others & just ordered another tube. It’s been a life changer for me." - Katherine

Free shipping on orders $75+ • Returns within 30 days ()

Rookies Welcome

Use this gear to start off strong and establish your practice.

Physical therapy

Every athlete needs time to recover, add this to your routine.


Whether you’re a rookie or a pro, this is a perfect addition to your lineup.

From our curation team

Why we love Future Method

Founder Dr. Evan Goldstein saw too many patients that needed treatment for the damage caused by improper preparation practices, sex itself, and what happens afterward. Future Method aims to promote healthy sex lives by providing tools and education. They develop science-backed products and doctor-led education to maximize pleasure, eliminate injury, and empower the way people choose to play.

Butt & Body Soothing Cream

Butt & Body Soothing Cream